Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Rose
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title Two and a Half Men
First air date Sep 22, 2003
Last air date Feb 19, 2015
Seasons 12
Episodes 262
Duration 30,21,17m
Seasons and episodes
1Season 1 Sep 22, 2003
1 - 1PilotSep 22, 2003
1 - 2Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003
1 - 3
1 - 4
1 - 5
1 - 6
1 - 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 03, 2003
1 - 8
1 - 9Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003
1 - 10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003
1 - 11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003
1 - 12Camel Filters + PheromonesJan 05, 2004
1 - 13Sara Like Puny AlanJan 13, 2004
1 - 14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 02, 2004
1 - 15Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb 09, 2004
1 - 16That Was Saliva, AlanFeb 16, 2004
1 - 17Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The HatsFeb 23, 2004
1 - 18An Old Flame With a New WickMar 01, 2004
1 - 19
1 - 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004
1 - 21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 03, 2004
1 - 22My Doctor has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004
1 - 23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004
1 - 24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004
2Season 2 Sep 20, 2004
2 - 1Back Off Mary PoppinsSep 20, 2004
2 - 2Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep 27, 2004
2 - 3A Bag Full of JaweaOct 04, 2004
2 - 4Go Get Mommy's BraOct 11, 2004
2 - 5Bad News from the ClinicOct 18, 2004
2 - 6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct 25, 2004
2 - 7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov 08, 2004
2 - 8Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov 15, 2004
2 - 9Yes, MonsignorNov 22, 2004
2 - 10The Salmon Under My SweaterNov 29, 2004
2 - 11Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec 13, 2004
2 - 12A Lungful of AlanJan 03, 2005
2 - 13Get Off My HairJan 17, 2005
2 - 14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutJan 31, 2005
2 - 15Smell the Umbrella StandFeb 07, 2005
2 - 16Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?Feb 14, 2005
2 - 17Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!Feb 21, 2005
2 - 18It Was Mame, MomMar 07, 2005
2 - 19A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar 21, 2005
2 - 20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr 18, 2005
2 - 21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay 02, 2005
2 - 22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay 09, 2005
2 - 23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay 16, 2005
2 - 24Does This Smell Funny to You?May 23, 2005
3Season 3 Sep 19, 2005
3 - 1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep 19, 2005
3 - 2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep 26, 2005
3 - 3Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct 03, 2005
3 - 4Your Dismissive Attidude Towards BoobsOct 10, 2005
3 - 5We Called It Mr. PinkyOct 17, 2005
3 - 6Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct 24, 2005
3 - 7Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov 07, 2005
3 - 8That Voodoo That I Do DoNov 14, 2005
3 - 9Madame and Her Special friendNov 21, 2005
3 - 10Something Salted and TwistedNov 28, 2005
3 - 11Santa's Village of the DamnedDec 19, 2005
3 - 12That Special TugJan 09, 2006
3 - 13Humiliation is a Visual MediumJan 23, 2006
3 - 14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb 06, 2006
3 - 15My Tongue is MeatFeb 27, 2006
3 - 16Ergo, The Booty CallMar 06, 2006
3 - 17The Unfortunate Little SchnauserMar 13, 2006
3 - 18The Spit-Covered CobblerMar 20, 2006
3 - 19Golly Moses, She's A MuffinApr 10, 2006
3 - 20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr 24, 2006
3 - 21And the Plot MoistensMay 01, 2006
3 - 22Just Once With Aunt SophieMay 09, 2006
3 - 23Arguments for the QuickieMay 15, 2006
3 - 24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay 22, 2006
4Season 4 Sep 18, 2006
4 - 1Working for CaligulaSep 18, 2006
4 - 2Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep 25, 2006
4 - 3The Sea is a Harsh MistressOct 02, 2006
4 - 4A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct 09, 2006
4 - 5A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct 16, 2006
4 - 6Apologies for the FrivolityOct 23, 2006
4 - 7Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov 06, 2006
4 - 8Release the DogsNov 13, 2006
4 - 9Corey's Been Dead For an HourNov 20, 2006
4 - 10Kissing Abraham LincolnNov 27, 2006
4 - 11Walnuts and DemerolDec 11, 2006
4 - 12Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan 08, 2007
4 - 13Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan 22, 2007
4 - 14That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb 05, 2007
4 - 15My Damn StalkerFeb 12, 2007
4 - 16Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb 18, 2007
4 - 17I Merely Slept With a CommieFeb 26, 2007
4 - 18It Never Rains in HootervilleMar 19, 2007
4 - 19Smooth as a Ken DollApr 09, 2007
4 - 20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr 16, 2007
4 - 21Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr 23, 2007
4 - 22Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr 30, 2007
4 - 23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinMay 07, 2007
4 - 24Prostitutes and GelatoMay 14, 2007
5Season 5 Sep 24, 2007
5 - 1Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep 24, 2007
5 - 2Media Room Slash DungeonOct 01, 2007
5 - 3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct 08, 2007
5 - 4City of Great RacksOct 14, 2007
5 - 5Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct 23, 2007
5 - 6Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct 30, 2007
5 - 7The Leather Gear is in the Guest RoomNov 05, 2007
5 - 8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov 12, 2007
5 - 9Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.Nov 19, 2007
5 - 10Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov 26, 2007
5 - 11Meander to Your DanderMar 17, 2008
5 - 12A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar 24, 2008
5 - 13The Soil is MoistMar 31, 2008
5 - 14Winky-Dink TimeApr 14, 2008
5 - 15
5 - 16Look At Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr 28, 2008
5 - 17Fish in a DrawerMay 05, 2008
5 - 18If My Hole Could TalkMay 12, 2008
5 - 19Waiting for the Right SnapperMay 19, 2008
6Season 6 Sep 22, 2008
6 - 1Taterhead is Our Love ChildSep 22, 2008
6 - 2Pie Hole, HerbSep 29, 2008
6 - 3Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct 06, 2008
6 - 4The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct 13, 2008
6 - 5A Jock Strap in HellOct 20, 2008
6 - 6It's Always Nazi Week (1)Nov 03, 2008
6 - 7Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov 10, 2008
6 - 8Pinocchio's MouthNov 17, 2008
6 - 9The Mooch At The BooNov 24, 2008
6 - 10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec 08, 2008
6 - 11The Devil's LubeDec 15, 2008
6 - 12Thank God for ScoliosisJan 12, 2009
6 - 13I Think You Offended DonJan 19, 2009
6 - 14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb 02, 2009
6 - 15I'd Like to Start With the CatFeb 09, 2009
6 - 16She'll Still Be Dead At HalftimeMar 02, 2009
6 - 17The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?Mar 09, 2009
6 - 18My Son's Enormous HeadMar 16, 2009
6 - 19The Two Finger RuleMar 30, 2009
6 - 20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr 13, 2009
6 - 21Above Exalted CyclopsApr 27, 2009
6 - 22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay 04, 2009
6 - 23Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay 11, 2009
6 - 24Baseball with Better SteroidsMay 18, 2009
7Season 7 Sep 21, 2009
7 - 1818-jklpuzoSep 21, 2009
7 - 2Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep 28, 2009
7 - 3Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct 05, 2009
7 - 4Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct 12, 2009
7 - 5For the Sake of the ChildOct 19, 2009
7 - 6Give Me Your ThumbNov 02, 2009
7 - 7Untainted by FilthNov 09, 2009
7 - 8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov 16, 2009
7 - 9Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov 23, 2009
7 - 10That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec 07, 2009
7 - 11Warning, It's DirtyDec 15, 2009
7 - 12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan 11, 2010
7 - 13Yay, No Polyps!Jan 18, 2010
7 - 14Crude and Uncalled For (1)Feb 01, 2010
7 - 15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)Feb 08, 2010
7 - 16Tinkle Like a PrincessMar 01, 2010
7 - 17I Found Your MoustacheMar 08, 2010
7 - 18Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar 22, 2010
7 - 19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr 12, 2010
7 - 20I Called Him MagooMay 10, 2010
7 - 21Gumby with a PokeyMay 17, 2010
7 - 22This is Not Gonna End WellMay 24, 2010
8Season 8 Sep 20, 2010
8 - 1Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep 20, 2010
8 - 2A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep 27, 2010
8 - 3A Pudding-Filled CactusOct 04, 2010
8 - 4Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct 11, 2010
8 - 5The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct 18, 2010
8 - 6Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct 25, 2010
8 - 7The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov 01, 2010
8 - 8Springtime on a StickNov 08, 2010
8 - 9A Good Time In Central AfricaNov 15, 2010
8 - 10Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov 22, 2010
8 - 11Dead From the Waist DownDec 06, 2010
8 - 12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec 13, 2010
8 - 13Skunk, Dog Crap and KetchupJan 03, 2011
8 - 14Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan 17, 2011
8 - 15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb 07, 2011
8 - 16That Darn PriestFeb 14, 2011
9Season 9 Sep 19, 2011
9 - 1Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011
9 - 2People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011
9 - 3Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 03, 2011
9 - 4Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011
9 - 5A Giant Cat Holding ChurroOct 17, 2011
9 - 6The Squat and The HoverOct 24, 2011
9 - 7Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011
9 - 8Thank You For The IntercourseNov 07, 2011
9 - 9Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011
9 - 10Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011
9 - 11A Lovely Landing StripDec 05, 2011
9 - 12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011
9 - 13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 02, 2012
9 - 14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012
9 - 15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 06, 2012
9 - 16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012
9 - 17Not In My MouthFeb 20, 2012
9 - 18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012
9 - 19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012
9 - 20Grandma's PieApr 09, 2012
9 - 21Mr. Hose Says YesApr 16, 2012
9 - 22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012
9 - 23The Straw In My Donut HoleMay 07, 2012
9 - 24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012
10Season 10 Sep 27, 2012
10 - 1I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep 27, 2012
10 - 2A Big Bag of DogOct 04, 2012
10 - 3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct 11, 2012
10 - 4You Do Know What The Lollipop Is ForOct 18, 2012
10 - 5That's Not What They Call It In AmsterdamOct 25, 2012
10 - 6Ferrets, Attack!Nov 01, 2012
10 - 7Avoid the Chinese MustardNov 08, 2012
10 - 8Something My Gynecologist SaidNov 15, 2012
10 - 9I Scream When I PeeNov 29, 2012
10 - 10One Nut JohnsonDec 06, 2012
10 - 11Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec 13, 2012
10 - 12Welcome to AlancrestJan 03, 2013
10 - 13Grab A Feather And Get In LineJan 10, 2013
10 - 14Run Steven Staven! Run!Jan 31, 2013
10 - 15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb 07, 2013
10 - 16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb 14, 2013
10 - 17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb 21, 2013
10 - 18The 9:04 From PembertonMar 07, 2013
10 - 19Big Episode: Someone Stole a SpoonMar 14, 2013
10 - 20Bazinga! That's From a TV ShowApr 04, 2013
10 - 21Another Night With Neil DiamondApr 25, 2013
10 - 22My Bodacious VidaliaMay 02, 2013
10 - 23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay 09, 2013
11Season 11 Sep 26, 2013
11 - 1NangnangnangnangSep 26, 2013
11 - 2I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct 03, 2013
11 - 3This Unblessed BiscuitOct 10, 2013
11 - 4Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct 17, 2013
11 - 5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct 24, 2013
11 - 6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov 07, 2013
11 - 7Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov 14, 2013
11 - 8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov 21, 2013
11 - 9Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec 05, 2013
11 - 10On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!Dec 12, 2013
11 - 11Tazed In The Lady NutsJan 02, 2014
11 - 12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan 09, 2014
11 - 13Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan 30, 2014
11 - 14Three Fingers of Creme de MentheFeb 06, 2014
11 - 15Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb 27, 2014
11 - 16How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar 06, 2014
11 - 17Welcome Home, JakeMar 13, 2014
11 - 18West Side StoryApr 03, 2014
11 - 19Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor StickApr 10, 2014
11 - 20Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr 24, 2014
11 - 21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotMay 01, 2014
11 - 22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay 08, 2014
12Season 12 Oct 30, 2014
12 - 1The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014
12 - 2A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 06, 2014
12 - 3Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014
12 - 4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014
12 - 5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014
12 - 6Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 04, 2014
12 - 7Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014
12 - 8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014
12 - 9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 08, 2015
12 - 10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015
12 - 11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015
12 - 12A Beer Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015
12 - 13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 05, 2015
12 - 14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015
12 - 15Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb 19, 2015
12 - 16Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb 19, 2015
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